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when i moved to the US i noticed a pattern ..men here are generally either really dumb or really smart, now majority are dumb and most women (and men ) feed off these dumb men. i matched with this married woman (in her 40s) who was smoking hot the first time i hooked with here was in her a hotel which btw she paid for, not only that she would buy stuff for me like clothes, books she even bought me an mac and i didn't care since i needed it. after sleeping with her like 4 times she told me she is married, her husband is a doctor ( oh the pun) and is into it. she wanted me to do it in front of her husband and they could even pay some portion of my fee. apparently she has been doing this for years and i was not her only one she had 4-5 boyfriends/lovers and her husband is so mentally trained he accepts this. she want every race but white.

😂 doctors don't work 24 hrs shifts. It's illegal

Ineed to watch this full show, I keep watching clips and it looks so funny

Movie name?

People are claiming they'd instantly go to Dr. House in case they got sick, but no one's mentioning how hilarious it is when he says "This is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any." HE'S JUST SAYING "mine" TO A BOTTLE OF PILLS. Man I love House.

I quit drinking. O no what that drink doing on my hand? Oh now i'm not going to pour it out. Children in africa are going sobber.

There goes generalisation 😂

Bro NONE of those things were unique enough to know where you’re going. Susan from HR at my work has ALL those things. Office worker? Check. Indoor worker (herp derp, we just concluded office but okay sure)? Check. Right-handed? Sure. Unarmed? WTF my niece is unarmed. And she’s 7. Like…come on. COME ON! Ugh. I still watched the whole series but still lol

This is not how you know someone is gay

HELLO SICK PEOPLE !

There are moments where they pat each other on the back and I enjoy that.

Back in the 80s we called people like her air heads.

Parasite means Baby? What!!! I dont think this kind of jokes😮

Induction is a hell of a thing.

They definitely hired her for her chest. She’s a terrible actress

Nowadays it is very important to test the DNA of the child after having a child " Because today's wives have no faith " Girls get pregnant from other boys and pass them on to their husbands ,,,!

So the husband doesn't want his wife to know he can't get it up and the reason is the medication. So instead he drugs his wife putting her health in danger making it worst. There are other ways to please a woman and not just by having a sex.

Parasite😂

No sheet Sherlock remains the best joke ever😂 i love it❤❤😊

Sounded like he started urinating at the end😂😂😂

Name of the cinema ??

And helps keep the rent low😂

Little does the room know those are his special monkey sheets.

Moriaty

Nah 😂 if she’s not smart enough to pick up on the signs then you should absolutely spare her the pain and embarrassment of finding out 10-15 years down the line

What episode is this?

Good idea. If you call them, it takes forever and a day for them to arrive. Report "shots fired" and they are there yesterday!

My best friend is like Turk. Anyone finds him fun, he makes everyone laugh and everyone likes him. Must be fun 🥲

One of my friend dodged a bullet 2 years back he was set to get engaged to a girl since he wasn't sure he took time and wanted to know her more and he somehow finded out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex and family tried everything to cover it

Where are Moss and Roy?

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Why take up her hands ? What did he found out by this ?

People shitting on the mom clearly talking based off nothing because later in the episode it was shown the mother was wrong and house was

Ok this guy actually is funny

I grew up idolizing Dr. Cox. Despite his rampant cynicism and sarcasm, he takes his job as a doctor very seriously, and wants his patients to be taken care of to the best of his ability. He breaks rules and constantly battles with Dr. Kelso because he's doing what he believes is the right thing. I could go on, but the point is he's an incredible character.

Sugar isn't leading cause of obesity. Sugar isn't even a cause of obesity at all. Disproportionate hunger cues are number one obesity cause. Basically, brain doesn't understand when it needs to eat and causes real hunger when person is satiated. I could hate media for the sole fact of demonising food for no reason

Drama king.

The way Benedict speaks and emote is very robotic. Most likely on purpose for this character, but it still feels uncomfortably uncanny.

What's the movie name??

Babies are so not a parasite! Dear God they are gifts from Almighty God. Sigh... The moral and ethical decay of society is atrocious.

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JFC. Can we have a person just be a terrible person and terrible spouse and NOT have it devolve into rampant misogyny? Sometimes people are a bad spouse. Sometimes those people happen to be women. It would be awesome if her husband found out and divorced her. There's no reason to be a shitty incel about it. Plenty of men cheat, and plenty of deadbeat dads skip out on their responsibilities. Some people just suck (men and/or women).

He don’t want to have sex with that? What’s wrong with that dude.

Hold up what was the sound at the end

This is the scene which got me hooked up for this series 😁

Best way to call police😆😆😅😅👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

is it me or does this just seem off?

I love how many rainbows were in this scene I was giggling so hard

I can only imagine how many men are unknowingly raising another man's children.

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